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And Here’s the Douchiest OkCupid Profile EVER
In case you missed it, I recently wrote about how I advertise the fact that I’m a fast pedestrian on OkCupid because it seems like the least douche-y option for my “I’m Really Good At” section. But...
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The Best Advice I’ve Ever Received: “Be the Light”
Lately my spiritual journey has involved a lot of “Why am I here?”-ness. Not the classic question of “Why am I here?” like, on the planet, though. Mine has been the other classic question of “Why am I...
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That Married Dude I Made Out with Last Year? SAW HIM AGAIN
Last November I met a man on a train. Let’s call him James. James and I bonded all the way from New York to Connecticut, and then we passionately made out in his car like a couple of horny high...
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Kind of a Blog Post About Dating, Mostly a Video of Me Singing a Dixie Chicks...
Recently some readers have been inquiring about my dating life, which, contrary to the fact that I haven’t really blogged about it in nearly nine months, has not disintegrated entirely into a...
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Why Do We Hook Up With Our Exes?
Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by Regina George hooked up with an ex. That’s probably almost everyone, right? Okay. Raise your hand if you’ve ever hooked up with an ex on a...
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The Straight Gay Ghost of Tinder Past
So this past Saturday, right? I’m sitting on the couch in my hotel room and killing time on Tinder waiting for a trolley to pick me up for a wedding, and I come across this buff bro type named...
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Three Things I’ve Learned from Being in a New Relationship
The last long-term relationship I was in ended in early 2010. Obama was still in his first term, Mariah Carey was yet to be impregnated with fraternal twins, and I had crabs a Blackberry. I was barely...
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All We Wanted Was to Watch Some Damn Golf
On Saturday my boyfriend Graig and I went on a beautiful eight-mile walk along the Hudson River Waterfront Walkway. It was scenic, serene, far removed from the city, and this is apropos of nothing but...
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How Not to Lie to Your Boyfriend
The following is a tale of deceit. It involves a milkshake, a car, a cell phone, the seminal 2003 film How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, an inflatable penis pool toy, many bottles of alcohol, and one...
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This is How You Gain 20 Pounds of New Relationship Weight in One Year
October 2014. Graig and I meet for our first date on the second of the month and it’s like a total “OMG marry me now, K? K.” situation. The ensuing weeks involve frequent beer-and-wings-marathon...
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